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// https://ponly.com/200-pick-up-lines/
const { Constants } = require('discord.js');
const cheesy = [
'If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?',
'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?',
'Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.',
'Youre so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.',
'Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?',
'Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!',
'Are you tired? Because youve been running through my mind all day.',
'Hold out hand: “Hey Im going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”',
'Im not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”',
'Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”',
'Are you a bank loan? Well, youve certainly got my interest. ',
'If you were a triangle, youd be acute one!',
'Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.',
'I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.',
'On a scale of 1 to 10, youre a 9 and Im the 1 you lack.',
'Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.',
'Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, youre a knockout!',
'Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?',
'I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.',
'Your phone has GPS, right? Because Im totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.',
'Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends Ive been touched by an angel?',
'Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?',
'Your body is 65% water and Im thirsty.',
'Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.',
'Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.',
'Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?',
'They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.',
'You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?',
'Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.',
'Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?',
'For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.',
'Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him Ive found his missing angel.',
'Hey, youre pretty and Im cute. Together wed be Pretty Cute.',
'Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.',
'Whats a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?',
'I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?',
'Im lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?',
'I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.',
'Are you a parking ticket? Cause youve got fine written all over you.',
'Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.',
'Are you sure youre not tired? Youve been running through my mind all day.',
'Did I tell you Im writing a book? Its a phone book and its missing your number.',
'Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?',
'Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.',
'Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only ten I see!',
'I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.',
'Im not stalking you, Im doing research!',
'If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.',
'Im no mathematician, but Im pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.',
'Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?'
];
const funny = [
'Are you wi-fi? Cause Im totally feeling a connection.',
'If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id have five cents.',
'Id like to take you to the movies, but they dont let you bring in your own snacks.',
'Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.',
'Know whats on the menu? Me-N-U.',
'Your middle name must be Gillette. Because youre the best a man can get!',
'You look so familiar. Didnt we take a class together? I couldve sworn we had chemistry.',
'You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. Im super cheesy, youre super hot, and we belong together.',
'Knock-knock. (Whos there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.',
'Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.',
'Go ahead, feel my shirt. Its made of boyfriend material!',
'If you were a Transformer youd be Optimus Fine!',
'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?',
'Im learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?',
'I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?',
'Are you a parking ticket? Cause youve got fine written all over you!',
'Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!',
'I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.',
'Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!',
'I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!',
'If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!',
'Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because youre the best a man can get!',
'Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I dont mind being lost at sea.',
'If you were a burger at McDonalds, youd be the McGorgeous.',
'Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.',
'Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?',
'Are you a loan? Cause youve got my interest!',
'Im in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!',
'Are you a 45-degree angle? Because youre a-cutie!',
'Youre so sweet, you could put Hersheys out of business!',
'Im good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldnt need to figure out Y.',
'Im really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.',
'If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, Id give you a 9, because Im the 1 youre missing.',
'You must be jelly, cause jam dont shake like that.',
'You must be a bank loan, cause youve got my interest.',
'Ive got 1-ply, Ive got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.',
'If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?',
'If you were a phaser on Star Trek, youd be set to stun!',
'Is your name Google? Because you have everything Ive been searching for.',
'Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.',
'There must be something wrong with my eyes. I cant take them off you.',
'Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only Ten I See.',
'You must be a campfire. Because youre super hot and I want smore.',
'My buddies bet me that I wouldnt be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?',
'Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?',
'Remember me? Oh, thats right, Ive only met you in my dreams.',
'You must be made of cheese. Because youre looking Gouda tonight!',
'Im glad I remembered to bring my library card. Cause I am totally checking you out!',
'If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!',
'Im no mathematician, but Im pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.'
];
const smooth = [
'Girl are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!',
'I think youre suffering from a lack of vitamin me.',
'Kiss me if Im wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?',
'Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!',
'Can I borrow a kiss? I swear Ill give it back!',
'If you were a vegetable youd be a cute cumber.',
'Is summer over? Because Im about to “fall” for you!',
'Theres a massive clothes sale in my bedroom everything is 100% off',
'I lost my number…can I have yours?',
'Are you a baker? Cause those buns look TASTY.',
'Im not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.',
'Is your name google? Because youre everything Ive been searching for.',
'Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers.',
'Even if there wasnt gravity on earth, Id still fall for you.',
'Im glad I brought my library card because Im checking you out.',
'You dont need keys to drive me crazy.',
'Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material?',
'Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.',
'Are those mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them!',
'I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.',
'Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world.',
'Is your name Chapstick? Because youre da-balm.',
'Do you have a map? Because Im getting lost in your eyes.',
'Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!',
'Are you my phone charger? Because without you, Id die.',
'Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.',
'Were not socks. But I think wed make a great pair.',
'This may be cheesy, but I think youre grate.',
'Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.',
'I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.',
'If you were a booger Id pick you first ',
'Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.',
'Were you born a mermaid, because you were a mermaid for me.',
'Your hand looks heavy; can I hold it for you?',
'Is your name honey? Cuz Id love to drizzle you on my bland day.',
'Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.',
'Im finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.',
'Have you got the time… Ive got the time if youve got the place!',
'Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?',
'Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing!',
'Lets commit the perfect crime- Ill steal your heart, you steal mine.',
'Do you wanna grab a coffee because I like you a latte?',
'Hello! I guess you are looking for Mr. Right. Well, thats me!',
'My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?',
'How does it feel to be so gorgeous?',
'What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?',
'If you were a transformer, youd be Optimus Fine.',
' Do you know whats on todays menu? Its Me n U.',
'Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.',
'Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.'
]
const best = [
'Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.',
' Are you an omelette? Because youre making me egg-cited!',
'Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.',
'Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.',
'Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.',
'Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.',
'I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.',
'If God made anything more beautiful than you, Im sure hed keep it for himself.',
'Do you have a map? Im getting lost in your eyes.',
'I dont have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?',
'Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.',
'Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?',
'I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.',
'Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?',
'Do you live in a corn field, cause Im stalking you.',
'Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.',
'Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!',
'Im not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.',
'Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.',
'Are you a parking ticket? Cause youve got fine written all over you.',
'Are you mexican? Because youre my juan and only!',
'Do you drink Pepsi? Because youre so-da-licious!',
'Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.',
'Im no organ donor but Id be happy to give you my heart.',
'I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?',
'Is your nickname Chapstick? Because youre da balm!',
'Im not staring at your b00bs. Im staring at your heart.',
'Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?',
'Ill give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.',
'Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)',
'Im not drunk, Im just intoxicated by YOU.',
'I was blinded by your beauty… Im going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.',
'Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?',
'There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!',
'Hi, Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?',
'Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think youre lacking some Vitamin Me.',
'Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.',
'You look so familiar… didnt we take a class together? I couldve sworn we had chemistry.',
'Hi, Im Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?',
'Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.',
'If you were a flower youd be a damnnn-delion',
'If you were ground coffee, youd be Espresso cause youre so fine.',
'If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, Id have a galaxy in my hand.',
'Damn, if being sexy was a crime, youd be guilty as charged!',
'I was wondering if you had an extra heart? Mine seems to have been stolen',
'Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.',
'I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?',
'Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want smore.',
'If you were a tropical fruit, youd be a Fine-apple!',
'Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling'
]
const anime = [
'Hey darling, I must be in Infinite Tsukuyomi, cause youre like a dream come true. (Naruto)',
'Do you have a pen? So I can write your virginity in my death note. (Death Note)',
'Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan? (Dragon Ball)',
'Do you believe in fate? How about you stay the night? (Fate)',
'Are you a trap card? Because Ive Fallen for you. (Yu-Gi-Oh)',
'Baby, you can call me Luffy, because Ill bend anyway you want me to. (One Piece)',
'I dont need 99 souls. All I need is yours. (Soul Eater)',
'Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story? (Ghostory)',
'Youre hotter than the Amaterasu. (Naruto)',
'I know a mystery even Detective Conan cant solve: The mystery of how you got so damn beautiful! (Case Closed)',
'Girl have you mastered the Rasengan? Because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy. (Naruto)',
'Zoro has the three sword style. But Im really good with my one sword. (One Piece)',
'You must be better than Kuuhaku. Because when I first saw you, you already won my heart. (No Game No Life)',
'If I just had a Geass, Id command you to be mine. (Code Geass)',
'Call me All Might cause Im just looking to Texas Smash. (My Hero Academia)',
'Something is rising and it isnt the shield hero. (The Rising of the Shield Hero)',
'I wish I was a demon because I really want you to slay me tonight. (Demon Slayer)',
'Are you a Wing Spiker? Cause you make my pulse spike too! (Haikyuu)',
'Are you a part of the phantom thieves? Because you just stole my heart. (Persona 5)',
'Is your name Erza? Cause my cheeks go Scarlet when I think of you. (Fairy Tale)',
'Do you have the Byakugaan, because it feels like you can see right through my Heart. (Naruto)',
'Is your name Levi? Because I love you GAJEEL-ION times more than Jet and Droy. (Fairy Tale)',
'Jeagar on the streets, Titan in the bed. (Attack on Titan )',
'Youre the hospital bed for my Deku. (My Hero Academia)',
'I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. (Naruto)',
'Are you Chisaki? Because I wanna Detroit smash you. (My Hero Academia)',
'Are you Nezuko? Because I want to be in your box. (Demon Slayer)',
'Just say yes and Ill give you more than seven eurekas. (Eureka Seven)',
'You remind me of Menma. Because even when I cant see you, I still feel you inside my heart. (Anohana)',
'Are you Gaara? Because love is written all over your face. (Naruto)',
'Are you Karasunos Captain? Because youre my number one. (Haikyuu)',
'Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you. (Naruto)',
'Are you Kikyo? Because I think you shot an arrow through my heart. (Inuyasha)',
'Are you from dragon ball, because I wanna blow my Picciload in you. (Dragon Ball)',
'Are you Makise Kurisu? Because I will travel world lines to be with you. (Steins;Gate)',
'Is your name Cana? Um, Cana call you mine? (Fairy Tail Guild)',
'Lets have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me. (Future Diary)',
'Youre so sexy and thats a deadly sin! (The Seven Deadly Sins)',
'Dont need to be a phantom thief to steal your heart.',
'Show me your Bankai, big boy. (Bleach)',
'Did Buu attack you? Because youre as sweet as candy. (Dragon Ball)',
'Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you to give me your number. (Code Geass)',
'Are you a tuner monster? Because youre powering up my Syncro. (Yu-Gi-Oh!)',
'Damn girl, Are you Kira Yoshikage? Cause you blow me away. (JoJos Bizarre Adventure)',
'Id trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosophers stone. (Fullmetal Alchemist)',
'Are you a pokemon? Because I wanna Peak-at-you? (Pokemon)',
'Roses are red, Light is dead, will you be the butter to my bread? (Death Note)',
'Hey Girl, you Bulma mind. (Dragon Ball)',
'Are you Saitama? Because you got me down in one move. (One-Punch Man)',
'Hey! Are you the railgun? Because I can feel a spark. (A Certain Scientific Railgun)',
'Are you a loli? Because youre worth going to jail for. (A lolicon)',
'Are you from Howls Moving Castle? Because you take my spirit away. (Howls Moving Castle)',
'I can be the Aizawa to your sleeping bag. (My Hero Academia)',
'Equivalent exchange. Ill give you half of my life, so give me half of yours! (Fullmetal Alchemist)',
'Even if it means risking my existence, Ill cross different world lines just to find you. (Steins;Gate)',
'Can I touch your Pikacheeks? (Pokemon)',
'Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright. (Prison School)',
'Are you Hiro? Because I want you to be my darling. (Darling in the Franxx)',
'Are you a death note? Because you make my heart stop. (Death Note)',
'Ill love you longer than all the One Piece episodes. (One Piece)'
]
module.exports = {
name: 'pickupline',
description: 'Get a pickup line from our selection of 200 lines!',
execute(interaction, Discord, Client, bot) {
const nameList = new Map([['cheesy', cheesy], ['funny', funny], ['smooth', smooth], ['best', best], ['anime', anime]]);
const type = interaction.options.data[0].value;
if (type == 'sources') {
message.reply("The normal lines are from https://ponly.com/200-pick-up-lines/\nThe anime lines are from https://thoughtcatalog.com/january-nelson/2021/06/anime-pick-up-lines/")
.then((msg) => { msg.suppressEmbeds(true); })
return;
}
var key;
if (type == 'random') {
let keyInd = Math.floor(Math.random() * nameList.size);
key = Array.from(nameList.keys())[keyInd];
} else {
key = type;
}
const arr = nameList.get(key);
keyInd = Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length);
try {
interaction.reply(arr[keyInd]);
} catch {
interaction.channel.send(arr[keyInd]);
}
},
options: [{name: 'type', description: 'Pick the genre of line or take a chance with random!', type: Constants.ApplicationCommandOptionTypes.STRING, required: true, choices: [{name: "cheesy", value: "cheesy"}, {name: "funny", value: "funny"}, {name: "smooth", value: "smooth"}, {name: "best", value: "best"}, {name: "anime", value: "anime"}, {name: "random", value: "random"}, {name: "sources", value: "sources"} ] }]
}