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58 lines
1.9 KiB
Fish
58 lines
1.9 KiB
Fish
function animate_typing
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set message $argv
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echo -e $message | pv -qL 30
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end
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function fish_greeting
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# added the default welcome messafe to the shorter list
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set -l sarcastic \
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"Welcome to your Fish shell!" \
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"Oh joy, another terminal session…" \
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"Brace yourself, it's gonna be a thrilling day." \
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"Hope you brought coffee for this adventure…" \
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"Did you commit that to prod yet?" \
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"404: motivation not found." \
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"Ctrl+C to stop procrastination? Good luck." \
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"Remember: semicolons matter."
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set -l cute \
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"OWO hai!" \
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"didge you know um uhh um......I forgor qwq" \
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"one time I went to the store to buy a shormk but they didn't have the big one so I cried but THEN the employee went to the back and got me a big one!!!" \
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"You're the semicolon in my life; you complete me." \
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"May your loops never break." \
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"You auto‑complete my heart." \
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"Hope your day compiles without errors!" \
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"Error 418: I'm a teapot, but I pour you coffee." \
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"Keep calm and git commit." \
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, my CPU overclocks only for you." \
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"You’re the missing semicolon that makes my code compile." \
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"Our bond is stronger than SSL encryption." \
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"Life without you is like a null pointer—undefined!" \
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"You’re the 1 in my binary." \
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"Your smile debugs all my errors." \
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"Every moment with you is O(log n) sweet." \
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"You make my heart execute in constant time." \
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"You are the ping to my pong." \
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"Together we’re a perfect merge commit." \
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"You've got the key to my encryption." \
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"My favorite language is the language of your laugh." \
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"Our love is more durable than immutable objects."
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# pick either sarcastic (0) or cute (1)
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set -l rc (random 0 1)
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if test $rc -eq 0
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set msg (random choice $sarcastic)
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else
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set msg (random choice $cute)
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end
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toilet FIMSH!
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if test (count (pgrep -x fish)) -eq 2
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animate_typing "\e[38;5;207m❥ $msg\e[0m"
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else
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echo -e "\e[38;5;207m❥ $msg\e[0m"
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end
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end
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