updated colors and removed redundancies

terminal/fish/functions/builtins.fish

@@ -1,15 +1,57 @@
 function animate_typing
-    set message $argv
-    echo -e $message | pv -qL 30
+	set message $argv
+	echo -e $message | pv -qL 30
 end
 
-
 function fish_greeting
-    toilet FIMSH!
-    # one for the display manager, one user one
-    if test (count (pgrep -x fish)) -eq 2
-        animate_typing "\e[38;5;207m❥ Welcome to your Fish shell! \e[0m"
-    else
-        echo -e "\e[38;5;207m❥ Welcome to your Fish shell! \e[0m"
-    end
+	# added the default welcome messafe to the shorter list
+	set -l sarcastic \
+		"Welcome to your Fish shell!" \
+		"Oh joy, another terminal session…" \
+		"Brace yourself, it's gonna be a thrilling day." \
+		"Hope you brought coffee for this adventure…" \
+		"Did you commit that to prod yet?" \
+		"404: motivation not found." \
+		"Ctrl+C to stop procrastination? Good luck." \
+		"Remember: semicolons matter."
+
+	set -l cute \
+		"OWO hai!" \
+		"didge you know um uhh um......I forgor qwq" \
+		"one time I went to the store to buy a shormk but they didn't have the big one so I cried but THEN the employee went to the back and got me a big one!!!" \
+		"You're the semicolon in my life; you complete me." \
+		"May your loops never break." \
+		"You auto‑complete my heart." \
+		"Hope your day compiles without errors!" \
+		"Error 418: I'm a teapot, but I pour you coffee." \
+		"Keep calm and git commit." \
+		"Roses are red, violets are blue, my CPU overclocks only for you." \
+		"You’re the missing semicolon that makes my code compile." \
+		"Our bond is stronger than SSL encryption." \
+		"Life without you is like a null pointer—undefined!" \
+		"You’re the 1 in my binary." \
+		"Your smile debugs all my errors." \
+		"Every moment with you is O(log n) sweet." \
+		"You make my heart execute in constant time." \
+		"You are the ping to my pong." \
+		"Together we’re a perfect merge commit." \
+		"You've got the key to my encryption." \
+		"My favorite language is the language of your laugh." \
+		"Our love is more durable than immutable objects."
+
+	# pick either sarcastic (0) or cute (1)
+	set -l rc (random 0 1)
+	if test $rc -eq 0
+		set msg (random choice $sarcastic)
+	else
+		set msg (random choice $cute)
+	end
+
+	toilet FIMSH!
+	if test (count (pgrep -x fish)) -eq 2
+		animate_typing "\e[38;5;207m❥ $msg\e[0m"
+	else
+		echo -e "\e[38;5;207m❥ $msg\e[0m"
+	end
 end
+